Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Winning Charlie Sheen

I have been a Charlie Sheen fan since Platoon, Major League and Young Guns. I only watched two and half men if it was on but felt the character was similar to himself due to previous stories I used to read about him

The last week has been really interesting and I am interested in his winning ways.

Below are Charlie Sheen's winning quotes

I blinked and I cured my brain. Can't is the cancer of happen.

Let me say this about the Goddesses, I don't think the term is good enough, but when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best term available. So if you think about it, dude, I'm 0-for-3 in marriage, but like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn't lie. Never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the hearts. And to sully, contaminate, or radically disrespect this unit with a shameful contract is something I'll leave to the amateurs and bible grippers.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. It's too much.

I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward.

Defeat is not an option. They picked a fight with a warlock. | permalink
I'm tired of pretending I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars. People can't figure me out. They can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.

I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard. It fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this terrestrial realm. When you've got tiger blood and Adonis DNA, it's like, get with the program dude.

It's the greatest trip because they save it for last. It sucks that I have to do it, too.

It's exciting, it's fun, because you already know what you're getting before you meet them. They're the best at what they do, I'm the best at what I do. It's on. | permalink
I'm proud of what I created. It was radical. I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they're never going to see in their boring normal lives.

All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master.

Just hope he doesn't crash soon, as this ride is looking a bit scary.



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